12/8/2011 Show Recap
What do Bill Clinton and Ray J have in common? They both made chicks famous with their peens! However, Ray J did it better and we have only him to blame for us seeing Kim’s cakes just about every where we go. Should we thank him or hang him for that? Anyways, Ray J was spotted by Covino and Rich while out in Los Angels while they are living it up! Rich didn’t recognize him at first but then again Covino says Rich doesn’t notice any celebrities.
Also while on their adventures in California, Rich runs into a homeless looking women with a sign that says she needs money for food. When Rich offers just to buy her the food she gives him this bogus tale of why she can’t accept the meal. She instead ask him for cash of a gift card. Rich is offended. Hunger is hunger and he even asked what she would like to eat. Yet, she insisted on cash making her sign a total lie. It’s people like her who pan handle and make it worst for those who really have no other options. Covino thinks the homeless pets suffer more. It isn’t their fault their owner is a bum. Needless to say it all makes us question who really needs the help and who is just out there looking for some quick bucks. Covino thinks they need to more efforts into their signs. But Spot brings up a good point that their supplies are limited because they are homeless.
The guys had a great tale to tell about visiting an actual porn site while out in Hollywood. Vivid contacted Spot and the planets were all perfectly aligned and they were schedule to be in LA right on time. Covino wasn’t feeling the idea at first but he didn’t want to let his Dude Bros down so he decided to see what’s up. Rich had a feeling that Covino’s daughter knew what was going on because as they were leaving Melody starts crying and begging him not to go. Covino’s house wasn’t too far from the porn site so they have determined he lives in porn central. After getting to the set the notice how lovely the mansion is. They wonder if the people who rent out their mansions know they are being rented out for porn. The outfits and costumes were very professional they thought they were on an actual mainstream movie set. They were actually a little shocked and disappointed on how professional it was. Their first hour there they didn’t even see one naked chick! The porn was an X-Men theme so the actors were dressed in costumes accordingly. Tommy Guns only needs a flick of his middle finger to his crotch before he is ready for action. The director yells FP1. Who knew that positions on porn sites had codes. FP1 stands for f**k position one and FP2 and so on. That’s something new for the bed room. The guys are erasing the smut they enocutnered there by going to Disney Land.
Nick Iadonisi
Nick Iadonisi stops by to see the guys and talk about the importance of daily fitness. Nick let’s us know that if we still all day at work or at home we need to move around in order to keep our body from falling into the same positions and slowly become out of shape. Guys can’t be out of shape and want girls in shape. We all have to make an effort. Posture is also important to your self esteem says Iadonisi.
Some news alerts we had today were pretty shocking. A model by the name of Lauren Scruggs walked into a plane propeller and lost her hand and damaged her face. The guys wanna know how could she not have been paying attention. Her life is changed by a small error in judgement. Also, Virginia Tech suffered more shootings on campus today with two dead. Time to transfer. And getting back to the Pussification of America, the nine year old boy, Emanyea Lockett, who was suspended by his principle for calling his teacher cute was taken off suspension. The principle has resigned. We clearly see who won that battle. Catch ya later Dude Bros!
