2/28/12 Show recaps

February 28, 2012 in Featured, Main Blog, recaps | Leave a reply

Hello Dudebros,

and hipsters, we have to make sure to include you guys in here because well, hipsters are cool now, and that pisses Covino off. He feels that cool guys, well formerly cool guys, need to take back the title of being cool.

All the hipsters with their non prescription glasses, tight pants (male jeggings if you are hardcore), washed out t-shirts, and if they are really bold: Suspenders, are becoming the cool guys now, pretty soon they will make fun of guys like the Fonz: (Hey, look at his weird motorcycle, and leather jacket, haha so lame).

The weird thing is all the celebrities trying to pull off the hipster look, it’s making the look even more mainstream…which kind of makes the whole hipsters not being mainstream thing silly but eh, here is a picture of hipster Lebron just so everyone can know how wrong it is:

Covino feels that the other problem is that hipsters assume everyone else is stupid and not at their level. he wants hipster to be put back in their place, there is nothing cool about dressing in clothes that are too tight, glasses that you don’t need. What makes it even more strange is that chicks are totally digging these hipsters, and LeaLeap stopped by and it said that it is the worst, because now the nerdy hipsters she would date are all dating tall hot models, who is she stuck with.

Covino thinks that nerdy girls and cool guys should team up and fight against the hipsters. Rich thinks that maybe they should just learn and adapt, so maybe we will get lucky and Covino and Rich will come into the office dressed as a hipster, that’s what I am really hoping for.

The one thing Covino can feel great about is that hipster pants are so tight there is no way they are reproducing.

 Now one thing hipsters may not have are jobs, but Rich has tips on how they can get one, specifically how they can survive an interview.

First is a tip from Spot, he has interviewed a good amount of people and says his favorite question is: “What do you hope to do in the future?” This is a good way to evaluate what the person wants and helps him decide where to place the person. Covino thinks the best answer is saying you hope to be like the person interviewing you, that will make them feel better and make them like you.

Some questions Rich said are made to trick you are:

1.  Why are you still unemployed?

2. What do you like and dislike in a coworker/boss?

3. Where do you really want to work?

4. Can you describe a work/school situation where you messed up?

5. How does this position compare with others you are applying for?

Try to be straightforward with your answers but don’t give too much away and don’t badmouth anyone or any previous employer.

Covino added that throwing in a joke everyone now and then cannot hurt, don’t establish yourself as a constant clown or joker but if they ask a question like what is your greatest weakness, you can answer: “my triceps” this may help ease the situation and maybe you will get a laugh or two. Just make sure you assessed the situation, if it looks like the interviewer is more uptight maybe stick to serious answers and steer clear of the jokes. I mean my interview for this internship was all seriousness all the way through…but I am sure you could tell that.

Now Rich was out a couple of nights ago and realized women are easy, now that may have been because he was in a strip club wearing a money suit…alright, clearly not a funny joke, but I tried. Anyways Rich was out with his buds, in a bar, not a strip club, and realized that it is not so hard to pick up chicks, then he thought back to his single days and realized he could have had a sex rotation, just had a couple of different girls every month to sleep with, but he didn’t do that. He then realized the reason for this was that eventually people develop feelings for one another and you go from sex rotation to intimate feelings for eachother and committing to one person, this may be for a couple of months, two years, or the rest of your life, but either way a committment forms.

Between Rich’s brain and questions from LittleLeaP (Lea, who shares the office) came the question of do men actually want a relationship or do they like to be single, and if they do want a relationship, why don’t they just say it?

Now many people called in Covino gave his thoughts, Spot gave his thoughts, and the conclusion was we don’t know the real answer. What we do know is that people usually end up in relationships, whether they want to or not, they eventually meet a guy or girl that they really like and give up the random sex with strangers, which is fine because they are able to have sex with one special person, and when something cool happens to them they have someone to tell, which is kind of awesome.

Last thing is a couple of promises made by Rich:

First at the Dudebro convention he promised to: Smack Spot, get hit by a cupcake (because the niners lost to the giants), and do the whole finger up the ass thing, like he promised.

Also he made an offer that is really interesting, now hear me out, I am against Santorum as much as the next guy, I mean there are just some (Read most) of his ideas that I do not agree with, but I may vote for Santorum, Rich said he hates Santorum so much that he would take a fist up the ass if Santorum wins.. I don’t get the connection either but thats what he promised.

Lucky from him I have such a hate for Santorum that I really am praying (get it praying, but according to Santorum it is to the wrong G-d) that he does not win.

Ah well guess we will see tonight what  happens in Michigan and then in November what happens to America.

Tits n ass…yea here is a picture of a hot chick so this blog can end on a positive note, and bring it to were we started here is a picture of a hot hipster chick:

Later Dudebros (And awesome hipsters)

2/27/12 Show Recap

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Happy Monday Dudebros!!

Slick Rick The Ruler is back on the air waves giving you another dose of the wicked Covino And Rich Show!! Hope everyone was enjoying the 84th Annual Oscars last night I know we did but we’re not stunned, mostly highbrow people talking how great their movie was. Covino was happy for the dudebros bringing out the March Stashness; Bradley Cooper, Tom Hanks rocking the grey beard. A lot of the people watching were wondering who the hell is Billy Crystal?!? I mean I’m not a personal fan of the man but I know who Billy Crystal is!! Do we all live under a rock now! As the dudebros were wrapping up the Oscars post show Covino wanted to make it clear…the movies that were up for nomination or the movies that won, US being the viewers and the ones that go pay to see these movies. He wanted to tell you GO SEE these movies for yourself and judge them on certain criteria. Were they really that good? Did they make you feel a certain way? Maybe the academy lost their touch on picking movies that actually deserve a nomination. In the end he wants your suggestions and if the movie sucked tell the academy to suck your ass because it didn’t deserve to be up for a nomination in the first place.

 While Covino was pointing out certain facts about the Oscars, Spot made it clear that the highlight of the show and red carpet was clearly Angelina Jolie’s poses and stants. Is it me or was she posing for a Captain Morgan commercial?! Rich was also commenting on her with the extra bright red lip stick and why she doesn’t put on a few more pounds? In the end (Including myself) The guys really felt that Brad Pitt should of at least mention something to her….Maybe along the lines of “Hey hunny why are you standing like that?” “Maybe nobody wants to see your anorexic leg out like this” We may never know why nothing was said last night but hey who are we to judge at least their adopting kids from there countries…..Right?? Another big highlight to this past weekend was the NBA All-Star game and basically…It SUCKED.

  I heard soooo many bad reviews, not only did the East basically dominate the whole All-Star game, but the dunk contest was really LAME. I myself was surprised that it sucked not only because there were a lot of 2nd string players in it but why do we have to jump over cars and are fellow teammates to make it interesting? I think using your talent and skills will be more impressive to fans than pulling out a car and saying hey look I jumped over a car!! Ya but you did a lame two handed dunk, Isn’t this the DUNK contest! The one thing I did miss seeing is all the big time players going head to head. I think now-a-days your Kobe’s and Lebron’s don’t wanna compete mostly besides the money but probably no one wants to be in 2nd place to another All-Star player. Think about it Kobe came in 3rd!? his ego will go down the tubes and fans would make fun of him for coming in 2nd or 3rd same with any other player. I just think it’s sad that ego’s have to get in the way of just having plain old fun and entertaining the fans!

As the dudebros moved on in personal topics Rich brought up a very interesting and funny topic in my opinion….”What age do Men and Women become civilized?” Now we were talking in a guys point of view (obviously) Rich was saying how he can be a little OCD when it comes to being neat and clean…Covino agreed he isn’t as much OCD as Rich since he is older now and has a wife and kid to take care of. Making a good example of how Melody (Covino’s daughter) dug her nails in Covino’s nice Italian white leather sofa which he kept clean for many years….Now it’s a one of a kind nail marked Italian sofa. Either way Rich wanted to know is there a certain age bracket or time period that us dude’s wake up and take a look at our apartments and say “Woo what the fuck have I been doing?” If your the type of guy who has pizza boxes laying around and your clothes and dirty draws are all over the house do you even care about yourself or the company you’re bring over? Not only that but DUDE are you even getting any ass over there?….   Seriously though you gotta tell your dudebro (In a nice manner because you may hurt their feelings) DUDE your a slob!! Clean your act up, wash your dirty draws on occasion and light some candles in here have it smelling good and you might score with a good girl! It’s all on your personality not just looks if you think and act like a well groomed man more than likely “the ladies will slay you down”-Rich. As the guys were talking about friends and fellow dudebros Rich had a “Friend In Need” Story. This friend was in a long distance relationship and his girlfriend decided to leave her home from out of state and move in with him at his place…problem was our friend was NOT digging the vibe with her there.

So are question for you guys was how do you approach this girl in a nice way by saying I don’t wanna do this anymore. Remember she just moved from her place or her parents house and has no money to go back, obviously no where else to stay and knows nobody in your town! What do you do?? We received some good answers from our bro’s on the phone best two that I heard:  A. Just be truthful to her because if you end up lying or not communicating it’s just gonna make matters worst. She is gonna look at you and ask “Am I doing something wrong?” “Why are you not talking to me like that?” Your better off just telling her straight up how you feel and maybe it was a mistake for you two living together. B. Give her a deadline on when she needs to be out YES be truthful to her but let her know “It’s not working and you need to leave by such and such time” It may be painful for her but in the end you will be a lot happier instead of suckering in to a 2nd chance and that 2nd chance ends up having her be there for another 3 weeks. Trust me the last thing you want is having a Ex girlfriend be your roommate, NOT a good look!

Lastly Covino wanted to share a story on how lately he has been walking around his neighborhood (Union City, NJ) WHAT UP JERSEY!!….He said he feels like it’s changed a lot since he was a kid and not in a good manner. It’s been really run down, kids are not appreciating things anymore we’re getting a lot more minorities coming into this country and I am NOT blaming this all on them but they probably could care less about this neighborhood because this is not “their home.” Covino also said he can tell his wife is not liking going home to his house in Jersey. YES Covino is balling he has a pad on west coast time as well as east coast time.He see’s a lot of signs not only in just his community but all of our neighborhoods that once use to be safe to walk down the street and have our kids play outside. When was the last time you had your kid play outside? Honestly THINK about that kids don’t play anymore they stay in and PLAY on the computer or video games.

  Besides that I feel him on this topic because I’m originally from RI. WHATS GOOD EVERYBODY!!! It’s a small town where I’m from but it seems like the community just doesn’t care anymore. Not only do they not care about their surroundings but they could care less about each other last time I check are we not suppose to LOVE thy neighbor? I completely understand when the economy is in a slump and our OWN government can’t or more than likely NOT wanna do much to help us out what is our last resort? ummmmmmm US!! We really need to learn how to stop being prejudice and racist we gotta learn how to care for one another and mostly understand each other in order to survive, take the time out to help one another. Like my main man Ice Cube said “Check yo self before you WRECK yourself!!”

Until the next time dudebros……LOvE&LiveLIFE

02/24/12 Show Recaps

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Happy Friday Dudebros!

You know what is important to have confidence, you need it to survive,  and some woman, well they don’t always have confidence but they do have something else: Slutfidence. That is a slutty version of confidence, now it is likely that women with Slutfidence actually have very low self esteem, but they usually also have great bodies and a wide assortment of tiny outfits.

Now Covino thinks that these are girls with no confidence at all, they have other important ASSets but Covino doesn’t believe that confidence is one of them. Someone explain to Covino that when looking at Penthouse, I care less about their confidence and more about their Slutfidence.

Now to a different type of ball action, the Jeremy Lin kind. The Knicks played the Heat yesterday and well, they didn’t win, would have been a nice twist to the Jeremy Lin tale, but what can you do, can’t win them all, no matter how cool the Asian is. Win or Lose that did not take away from the awesomeness that is this Jimmy Fallon clip, he decided to make his own Jeremy Lin song. Watch it, enjoy it, pretend that you don’t know the words but secretely sing along, go nuts.

There were two thing that Stanley T did notice during the games more dull points (Which in my opinion is anything before the 4th quarter but I am not really a b-ball fan so…):

1. more black men are getting full body tattoos, what’s up with that?

2. The Amish Beard, thought that would just be a fad, but apparently it is catching on and it needs to stop.

These are two things very few black men can pull off, but I guess they are fine as long as nobody goes teh Sisqo route, I don’t care if you start singing about “Thongs” just pleased don’t start coloring your hair blonde, my eyes can’t handle that.

There was also an intense discussion about gay rights issues, now Covino and Rich are both pro gay rights, but Covino thinks people have to be careful of trying to be to politically correct. If we try to tolerate too much then we just try to please everyone, this turns into us being to afraid to say things or share ideas because we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. This is America comedy is made off of joking about what other cultures do, what other people look like, and just mistakes everyone makes. I don’t think we have t o worry about our country becoming overly sensitive, but there was some debate over a book introduce in Elementary schools called: Princess Boy, it is the story of a cross-dressing boy. I am sure there is a lot of debate over whether this is right or wrong, there have probably been plenty of studies done to see how a book like this will affect children, but we won’t know for a while.

Let’s just leave it with, teach your children to tolerate everyone, be nice and a good upstanding citizen. Whether you agree or disagree with the book in elementary schools, just teach your kids that hating someone based on the color of their skin, who they like, who they pray too, or anyother small reason is wrong. If you hate someone hate them because they are being a couple and total dickwad, let them suck first as a person then hate them. If you just initially hate you may miss out on missing a really cool dude with great ideas, they may be the guy that hates the- well just put any Philly team here- as much as you do. (Sorry to any cool Philly dudebros, I just hate a lot of Philly teams, so whatchya going to do right).

There ya go dudebros, dropped some knowledge and tolerance on you this Friday.

Hope you all enjoy your weekend and hear from all of you, some of you, or none of you next week.

Later dudebros.

2/23/2012 Show Recap

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Hey Dudebros!

I can definitely say that the show started with a bang…well talking about banging… Dr.Ruth was on! The legendary sex expert decided to share some information with us and she made Covino feel like a man… because she is short, not because of anything else. Come on guys she is 83 years old don’t be inappropriate, but let’s share some of the sex info she gave us:

First if your woman is not satisfied it may be her fault, make sure she tells you what she want, if she doesn’t tell you what she wants, or what you are not doing correctly, then it may be her fault.

When it comes to premature ejaculation it has to do with learning, men just need to learn little tricks and how to relax more to last longer. Rich also suggested the Dickie Tug (that is when you pull on on testicle, it gives you a few more minutes), to last just a little bit longer, then the women won’t have to say anything.

Last was about masturbating, or as Rich likes to tell Dr.Ruth-Jerking it- she explained that you cannot really give a solid number of what is too much masturbating, there is no real number for that- unless it’s like a 100 times a day, that is probably too much. It is ok if the girl and guy are masturbating, the libidos do not always line up, but there should be some loving going on, so make sure it’s not more two person lovin, than one hand.

Then Aries Spears came to visit and discussed hip hop, Chris Brown, Michael Jordan, and being a black guy. Aries Spears explained that sometimes women go back to a bad relationship, because well, ther is just some “good dick” involved, maybe the dick is so good, that she has to go back! What we do not need back is all these black rappers that dress like 14 year old girls. What is with the tight green pants, uggs,  and chains, seriously you and my 10 year old sister have the same outfits going on: CHANGE!

The person that needs to change their attitude is Michael Jordan, apparently he was a dick to Chammillionaire, and Chammillionaire decided to be like, well every person nowadays, and took to youtube to complain: you can see that here

and the last lesson he gave us was that it is ok to pay for sex, actually it is the smartest thing you can do, pay for the pussy, better yet pay for her to leave. You get what you need without having to deal with any hassle.

After Aries Spears the guys decided to torture me by having an intense food conversation during lunchtime. They started by discussing which steakhouse is best, and for NY, believe it is Del Frisco’s- the best part about this place is that all they need to add is salt and pepper, nothing else.

It is not easy to always afford these steak dinners but it is delicious to go to every once in a while. Especially since there is something special to these restaurants, they must get a different type of meat, because no matter how much Covino and Rich try it never comes out tasting like the ones in the restaurant, so best thing to do is go out to a restaurant every once in a while.

TONIGHT: the Heat vs. the Knicks: Wade and Lebron vs. Carmelo and Lin! Even if you are not a basketball fan this is the game you have to watch, the only reason you are missing this game better be because… actually no, you have no excuse to miss this game at all, watch it, let’s hope the Knicks win (unless your a heat fan…then…well, I hope Lebron doesn’t choke).

Everyone get hyped! and if you are Spot get hyped for Chili!!! (and basketball)

2/20/12 Show Recap

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Dudebros of the world UNITE!!

The Rulers back!

Happy President’s Day to all first and foremost(if you even care!) Today’s show was pretty laid back since us and maybe 2 other shows were the only ones live on the air, but the dudebros brought up some interesting topics today. Spot kicked off the show saying how he went to IKEA over the weekend and basically got a “freebie” which was a dresser. He says he realized some of the items didn’t scan on his gun at the store so when he went to the register they just added it to the list without even knowing it didn’t scan. Once Covino heard about this (which he ran in 7 minutes late due to the holiday transportation thanks Jersey Transit!!) He started off a war between getting the “cool guy discount” and getting away with the “5 finger discount”

YES there is a difference!  Let me put it like this…The cool guy discount is more laid back seeing if you can get a discount or get a freebie by asking. An example would be you having to pay that extra 50 cents for the sweet and sour sauce at Wendy’s now you just paid $3 bucks for 2 cheeseburgers and a fry do you really want to pay that 50 cents extra for sauce?? Why would you have to pay for a teeny cup of sauce?? Shouldn’t it be free or come with the meal! Half the time the kids ringing up your meal wouldn’t even care but “it’s company policy” as if they even care about the corporation and vice versa. Now the 5 finger discount is a little bit different….This is when you actually are intending on stealing something without anyone knowing. Now I’m not saying steal thousands of dollars worth of stuff or steal in general but you know like I know we all try and get that 5 finger discount STOP LYING to yourself!!

I am as well as you are a sucker for putting the soda, dog food, or whatever underneath the shopping cart at your local grocery store. So when you get to the cashier you try and get away with “forgetting” that you have that ginormous bag of dog food underneath your shopping cart. As Rich puts it…”If you get caught just pretend you completely forgot it was there!” Ohhhh my god how could I forget about that dog food! Now some of you were ripping on Covino saying how you can’t believe that we were promoting stealing, we’re NOT but don’t sit there antagonizing us saying were in the wrong to TALK about it and bring up references and even stories of ours when you know your laughing along with us because YOU remember times when you did the samething if not worst!!

                                   Moving on to how everyone’s weekend went Covino brought up a story on how he got shhhh’d at a independent movie (Ya let’s just say Covino has not been having a good couple of days with people) Apparently he was taking a bathroom break and came back to his seat and asked his wife why were the people in the movie fighting? Next thing he got was a SHHHHHHH PLEASE! Covino being the man that he is looked at the guy like “dude really??” but being a good sport didn’t go ham on the dude.(Hard As A Muther Fucker) Myself personally I would of told the lame-O to suck my balls! How does someone get shhhh’d when all he asked and LIGHTLY asked his own wife what he missed?? some people need to really chill out and mind their own business!! it’s not like Covino was interrupting the whole movie! That’s the way of the world though, HEY! did anyone get to see the movie Warrior yet?? I have not and heard it was very good hopefully I can see it soon. My point is Rich is having a contest on who can name the famous wrestler who was acting in the movie?? If you have it you could win a “cool guy discount” on tickle-sack cd’s, glasses, and other memorabilia from the show. So definitely give us a call tomorrow and see if you can win the cool guy discount!!

 As the dudebros were wrapping up our president’s day show they wanted to take a step back in time and ask what trends from back in the day would make a comeback and also all the cool things that doesn’t exist in our culture anymore. Ray-Bans are already taking over(which I’m SICK of seeing everyone wear) some callers jokingly said kilts or 80′s rock t-shirts, top hats and coat racks.(the ones you see in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood) As they got deeper in to the discussion Steven Seagal’s movie “Hard To Kill” got brought up. The discussion was what would it be like if you were in a comma in 2005 and woke out of it and it is now the year 2012? What did you miss? what is the newest gadgets and trends happening in the world today? Did we really miss a whole lot from 05′ to 2012? The best one I heard was from a fan of the show saying IPhone, Facebook, and Twitter. Think about it more than half the world LIVES on Facebook and Twitter imagine you not knowing what Facebook is?? Better yet asking someone in this day in age…What’s a Facebook? You have your face in a book?? Let’s just be grateful we CAN catch up on all the new technology because it seems like everyday if not every other day something new is coming out. Thank God for Facebook!!

Until the next time Dudebros……Keep it TRUE