Happy Monday Dudebros!!! The Sweetness is in full effect today yes it’s raining on this end of the east coast hopefully where ever you are it’s a bright and sunny day! I can tell you right now this rain was in no way gonna spoil our mood today. We had another action pack NFL kick ass show, but I’ll get into that a little bit later. Also to let my dudebros know Covino is in L.A. for a few days and the boys are heading out to the state where EVERYTHING is big. Including the damn bugs, TEXAS here we come!!! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAA (I feel like I should wear a cowboy hat right now) Let’s kick start this sweetness!
Figured you guys don’t wanna see me in my ass less chaps so why not Jessica? I’m mentioning all this cowboy stuff for one reason MOON TOWER COMEDY FEST. It’s gonna be kicking off at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas from 10am-2pm 4/25, 4/26, 4/27 if your gonna be down in Texas please show your love to Covino and Rich I know those guys are very excited to come down and show you some NY love! In case your new to the show and wondering who the hell are these city boys and what they look like? (Look for a goofy white guy in a rhinestone cowboy outfit, and a Mexican in jeans, a leather jacket, and a cowboy hat.) For the start of the show Rich was in a off mood, not only because Covino was in L.A. (What up Covino!!!) mostly because as soon as he walked into the studio this morning all he could smell was a nasty foul shit smelling Oder. So during SpotCenter the dudebros made me run to Duane Reade to grab some candles (Drugstore in case some of you have no idea what that is NO it’s not a person lol)
Apparently while I was out Rich was just storming at how he is sick and tired of this place looking like someones college dormroom. Rich got so upset he literally had to take a breath outside the studio to calm down, I can understand where he is coming from because if you seen the way some people treat this studio you would think we had animals in here. To end this short story WE just finished doing our Spring cleaning inside the studio which it is now 5pm Eastern Standard time. Literally 2 hours playing clean up after other peoples shit including a few things of our own but not much compared to the gum, old food, deodarant, and used razors chilling behind our nasty coach. After finding that I think Rich just wanted to bomb the whole studio at that point.
Announcement for all our fellow dudebros, The guys were speaking today on how to get more followers on Twitter since Spot made this crazy poster mocking Kony 2012 saying “Need all the answers follow Covino and Rich on Twitter.” Not so sure if that poster actually worked but Rich wanted to know if there were any great poster slogans or just any random ideas you guys have in order to get more followers. Hit the fellas up @CovinoandRich, hit us up on the Forms CovinoandRich.com, or call us at the studio 1-888-996-2946. Now to end this Sweetness with a bang we had a special guest on and he is a NFL LEGEND well now a NFL broadcasting LEGEND, Dan Marino was in the building!!
He was in the building of course to talk football but also to mention his take on this years NFL draft which is in a few days!! He also mentioned how he never won a Super Bowl but is proud and honored to be mentioned with the big names who did win Super Bowl titles. You can’t forget he is in the Hall Of Fame and broke a lot of big time records while playing the game so don’t sneeze on the big homie. He also came in to promote AARP which is a health awareness for guys who are climbing to 50 or over 50. Now don’t be afraid to say you are getting there or you are 50 to me (Which I am 22) Be proud that you made it to 50 God kept you still here on Earth for a reason a lot of kids my age don’t even make it to 50 years old! Needless to say Dan Marino is an ambassador of AARP and is basically giving out tips, stradegies, health awareness, how to eat right and what to do to stay fit. I mean I seen Dan Marino in the flesh with my own eyes (I even got to talk to him live on the air) he looks fucking amazing for a 50 year old athlete. I thought it was really cool for him to do this and help the average Joe who may not be in shape or not know what to do to stay healthy and stay a hell of a lot longer here on earth with us.
Plus I must say to all the haters or fans of Dan Marino the guy is a straight up gentleman, I mean he is very down to earth, kind, and genuine. We had a lady in the officies who her family and her are big fans and she had his jersey and waited the whole half hour just to have him sign it he offered to take a picture with her and the pen she had ended up not writing on the jersey so he said “Lets go up front and grab a black sharpie I’ll make sure to hook you up.” NOT many people nevermind celebrities are that nice to fans or other people in general, also to add after everyone got their picture he seen me (The lonely intern) and asked if I would want to take a picture with him! I hope you all knew what my answer was hahaa. Stand up guy for you I’ll tell you that! If you get some time and are looking for help please check out the website…..www.AARP.org hopefully it will guide you in the right place.
Until the next time dudebros…………………………KEEP YOUR AREAS CLEAN!!! (Jeez)
-Richard Bray (Twitter: @1RickThaRuler, FB: Ricky All Day Bray, Instagram: Ricky_AllDay)