01/31/12 Show Recap
Hey, Dudebros have you decided that you want to get away from your old phone (yea, you with the HTC or whatever else) and move on to the sleek, always working, always charged, Iphone? Then just send it to Covino, who as we discovered, has the capability to break any phone just by it being in his presence. Hopefully he will learn soon enough that he should just upgrade to the IPhone. I mean there is no denying it is the best option, and everyone knows what your mom tells you to do, you do! So come on Covino…And, maybe you can recycle your HTC? Maybe you can put your old phones as bookends to protect your sunglasses collection
Now Rich got to go to every man’s favorite store: Macy’s, because nothing seems more enjoyable and relaxing than a trip to there, unless you encounter what Covino encountered, which, luckily for Rich, he did. How many women have to be tricked by Bobbibrown make-up? They get all worked up believing that Bobby Brown is in the store and signing autographs only to be told that it is some make-up line. Why put the woman through that? Or worse, why make Covino and Rich, along with any other man, have to listen to the shrieks (unless it’s because of a spider, but we will get to that soon) of a random women?
The great thing about sharing an office is you get to see everyone’s packages…wait, not that, I mean real packages that UPS delivers, let’s try again… Producer Lea got a package it contained something called softcup…there is not a great way to explain it, except to say that it seemed to gross Rich out… just watch (at least you get to listen to [look at] swimmer Amanda Beard, although you may be a little grossed out by her after, you’ve been warned)
I know what you are thinking, nothing better than seeing Victor Cruz do a salsa dance, and maybe Jacobs maul someone (he is scary like that, but I can take him… don’t tell him that),and on top of that a great rematch between the Giants and the Patriots, but wait! There is more, Madonna is performing! Maybe she will sing one of her greatest hits? Or maybe she will just make the halftime beer run easier… well we all know one thing for sure, the only way Madonna is going to get a stadium that excited to see her again is if she grabs one of the cheerleeders (or goes down the line of cheerleaders) and makes out with them.
Yup, that’s Madonna kissing Christina, back when Christina Aguilera was hot…maybe she would have still been somewhere in the hot category (the much lower end) if she didn’t look like she was melting, well just her skin…
There was a special surprise guest in studio today, Godfrey, who allowed us to understand why black British guys cannot be gansgter in anyway. Someone clearly needs to explain to these British rap stars that you cannot sound badass when you call your homies mate and you call drugs pharmaceuticals.
Also West coast, how about you get with it and open up a Dunkin Donuts, nobody wants those Yum Yum Bagels even if they come with prostitutes.
Hey Dudes Bros, have you ever really felt excited and your hand just wasn’t doing it for you? Really just one of those nights that switching hands wasn’t working, well fret no more, now available is the Real Touch device. This is a device that you can connect to a porno and will simulate everything the lovely lady in the movie is doing. Sounds great or strange either way it does all the work you do all the clean up, and the one thing you don’t have to worry about is hurting your foreplay skills because you do have to do a little work to turn it on.
Now what you are all waiting to hear about; the spider I mentioned before, well if it makes you feel better Covino and Spot also waited for a while to hear Rich tell this story. Sara and Rich were staying in Covino’s house, and while Rich was watching something super manly (not an E! countdown show about couples dying..pffft no way) he heard Sara shriek in the bathroom. He ran in ready to save her from whatever, because that’s what men do, and lucky from him it was just the fun task of killing a spider. The only problem was (don’t worry he smashed it) Sara was afraid the spider was a dangerous one and didn’t want it hurting Covino (Awww), so Rich got a picture of the spider and compared it to the smushed remains of the spider, GOOD NEWS! it wasn’t the killer spider, so Covino will be fun and live to broadcast another day.
Nothing more exciting than a heroic tale of spider smushing, which may or may not be as horrifying as Madonna on Sunday, guess we will find out then.
